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So, with Dante/Mrs. Trish here, I thought that I would set some ground rules of what not to tell him what I've been up to. Nor is that sparkly new red and black bike is not his, really. It's mine. All mine.

✯ Those two Harleys I wrecked trying to fight that demon, and crashing them into the front of the shop! I think I fixed that up just right.

✯ Nor did I throw a desk at Vergil's head while he was living with us. I also did not throw my hairdryer in the shower while Vergil was in. Or even go out of my way to make sure that Vergil fell on his face when he tried to get stuff!

✯ That virus where they both thought that I was "Mommy"? That too. I did not let two grown men snuggle me, either.

✯ Keep the fact that I took that job for Tyki for free and kind of pissed off this guy called The Earl Of Millennium. That would be great.

✯ That whole thing where Sparda and I thought we were married? Yeah, lets keep that Oregon Trail thing on a strictly "That did not happen".

✯ I do not want to ride his Dad like a stallion, nor do I want to hit it with the fist of an angry God.

✯ That I kissed Agnus. Actually, tell him that - I want to see if ends the guy.

[locked to those that knew about the whole self-destruct thing.]

Lets keep that thing where Mundus put a self-destruct thing on me on the dl too, guys. I don't want to send his savior complex to go into overdrive. ♥